she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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