school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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