I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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