what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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