quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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