He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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