I just saw a hot homeless man
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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