everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He better not be in your backpack
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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