do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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