I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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