I'm going to jail i love you
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize