You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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