My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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