I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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