Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm at about main and main street
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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