Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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