We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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