it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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