hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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