Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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