Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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