It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Banned from zoo.
Again?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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