Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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