...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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