But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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