whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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