4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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