these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
He felt like a one man threesome
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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