Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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