I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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