Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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