if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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