just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
If I die, sorry about rent.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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