Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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