How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
