Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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