so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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