How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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