people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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