so explain again why im purple
no
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Randomize
