so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
You are a genius and a whore.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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