"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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