is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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