operation have a gay friend backfired
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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