is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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