i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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