i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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