i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Bring me that man meat
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I licked your asshole in confidence.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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