He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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