I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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