Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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